A Crazy Dream

Im living in a crazy dream/Cold thoughts walking barefoot in snow eating ice cream/My eyes scream from a brain freeze/Size 12's fall six feet deep than I sneeze/I think warm thoughts and the icicles melt off my eyelid to blink/I think of a time share in the Poconos sipping frigid lemonade/Cold renegade fades to a low caesar to form his bregade/Succumbs to clippers he slips into slippers and slips away/Eyes fixated on a Coors Light commercial/Colder than the Rockies flow deciphers lies in ciphers and squashes crickets with Pinocchios/None betta in rainstorms theres no Reign under my umbrella/Im fly and you totes weather retainin' water like feathers/Satellites aren't kryptonite to my receptions my antennas inflict harm on fop and show love to peasants/Intellect interjects right near where ignorance intersects/Mel Gibson couldn't foresee this scribes clarity if he directed another apocalypse/Signs will help you steer clear holdin' whats dear, near sincerely yours,Mr.Still Here dont bark up that oak bloke beware